Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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