The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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