My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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