if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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