we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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