I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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