David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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