Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
not ubering you a puppy
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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