And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
is it fun? or sober?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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