Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
