Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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