So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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