8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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