normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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