I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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