I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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