forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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