why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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