I puked a lego.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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