I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Houston, we have a blender
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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