from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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