Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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