i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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