My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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