Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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