i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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