Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
