I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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