she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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