Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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