at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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