You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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