Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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