its not stalking. its research.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize