i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
