Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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