at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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