My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Randomize
