my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do vagina's smell?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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