out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
