He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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