Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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