your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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