Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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