You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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