You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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