I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
