how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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