we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
