FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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