I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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