is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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