You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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