just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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