she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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