69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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