I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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